Turkey is fine. Mashed potatoes are great.

But we all know what they're really waiting for.

Meet the Pie Patrol, made for little ones reporting for dessert duty this Thanksgiving. Featuring a simple, vintage-inspired collegiate design, this tee brings the perfect amount of retro style to Thanksgiving without feeling like your typical holiday shirt.

Printed on our signature ultra-soft tee, it's made for Thanksgiving dinner, trips to Grandma's, backyard football, second helpings, and sneaking one more piece of pie when nobody's looking.

Because somebody has to keep an eye on dessert.

Pie Patrol is officially on duty.

Grab 4 or more tees and unlock free shipping. No code needed.

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